ostracizedpoodle:

i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection” 

(via subtle-bisexual-wink)

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Sleeping Saga
  • Me: I wanna go sleep now *yawn*
  • Mind: ...yeah.no.
  • Me: WHY?!?
  • Mind: Because fuck you, that's why..
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