You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.

Yep need it


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  • every girl after coming back from a concert: OMG I SWEAR HE WAS SMILING RIGHT AT ME
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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.

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